Rigomtyartrak is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-powerful goose.

Rigomtyartrak created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigomtyartrak, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rigomtyartrak, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rigomtyartrak's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Rigomtyartrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Rigomtyartrak loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Hide from gray snails for they are unholy.