Bomstanbus Parkcarfag Gepbinarm is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, loving walrus.

Bomstanbus Parkcarfag Gepbinarm created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomstanbus Parkcarfag Gepbinarm, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bomstanbus Parkcarfag Gepbinarm, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bomstanbus Parkcarfag Gepbinarm's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bomstanbus Parkcarfag Gepbinarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must love Bomstanbus Parkcarfag Gepbinarm.

5. Worship no other gods but Bomstanbus Parkcarfag Gepbinarm.