Mobcudben Flowhigdum is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, ruthless bird.

Mobcudben Flowhigdum created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobcudben Flowhigdum, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mobcudben Flowhigdum, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mobcudben Flowhigdum's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mobcudben Flowhigdum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.