Cebbin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty chinchilla.

Cebbin created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebbin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cebbin, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Cebbin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cebbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cebbin.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.