Kanmotnut is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, witty fox.

Kanmotnut created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanmotnut, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kanmotnut, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Kanmotnut's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Kanmotnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not take Kanmotnut's name in vain.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.