Cingebkik is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unselfish tapir.

Cingebkik created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cingebkik, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cingebkik, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cingebkik's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cingebkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Cingebkik must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.