Stanbessxemsak is a god.

She takes the form of a small, all-knowing deer.

Stanbessxemsak created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanbessxemsak, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stanbessxemsak, she will torture you forever.

Stanbessxemsak's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Stanbessxemsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Retreat if nine birds approach from the west.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.
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