Dutloglarn is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong beaver.

Dutloglarn created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dutloglarn, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dutloglarn, it will send minions to preach to you.

Dutloglarn's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dutloglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.