Bestshavquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, impressive rhinoceros.

Bestshavquaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Bestshavquaf, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bestshavquaf, it will ignore you.

Bestshavquaf's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bestshavquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Bestshavquaf loves moths, so they must be respected.

4. Always wear green.

5. Do not cook food in pots.