Fitjapstigflanbissfedhadhot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, egotistical swan.

Fitjapstigflanbissfedhadhot created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitjapstigflanbissfedhadhot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fitjapstigflanbissfedhadhot, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fitjapstigflanbissfedhadhot's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fitjapstigflanbissfedhadhot's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fitjapstigflanbissfedhadhot.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. You must pray to Fitjapstigflanbissfedhadhot five times a day.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Do not listen to music.