Talditfon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, effective owl.

Talditfon created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talditfon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Talditfon, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Talditfon's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Talditfon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always obey Talditfon's priests.

3. Erect nine copper sculptures of Talditfon on top of important buildings.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.