Queegfigsis is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited wombat.

Queegfigsis created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegfigsis, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Queegfigsis, she will turn you into a puffin.

Queegfigsis' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Queegfigsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always treat manatees with great respect.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.