Garrullarn Hogquaflak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered hedgehog.

Garrullarn Hogquaflak created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garrullarn Hogquaflak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Garrullarn Hogquaflak, she will jump up and down on your head.

Garrullarn Hogquaflak's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Garrullarn Hogquaflak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never write about moons.

4. You must love Garrullarn Hogquaflak.

5. Always wear orange.