Stergamweg is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, ruthless newt.

Stergamweg created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stergamweg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stergamweg, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Stergamweg's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Stergamweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stergamweg.

4. Stergamweg must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never go into gray rooms.