Siswabtifdissligsigyar is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, slow finch.

Siswabtifdissligsigyar created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Siswabtifdissligsigyar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Siswabtifdissligsigyar, she will think nothing of it.

Siswabtifdissligsigyar's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Siswabtifdissligsigyar's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Siswabtifdissligsigyar.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Hide from orange bats for they are unholy.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.