Yokkimkop Cetfotven Hudtensaw is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate cat.

Yokkimkop Cetfotven Hudtensaw created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokkimkop Cetfotven Hudtensaw, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yokkimkop Cetfotven Hudtensaw, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Yokkimkop Cetfotven Hudtensaw's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yokkimkop Cetfotven Hudtensaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Yokkimkop Cetfotven Hudtensaw on top of important buildings.

4. You must pray to Yokkimkop Cetfotven Hudtensaw five times a day.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yokkimkop Cetfotven Hudtensaw.