Gudflyjen Absatfob is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive bird.

Gudflyjen Absatfob created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gudflyjen Absatfob, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gudflyjen Absatfob, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gudflyjen Absatfob's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Gudflyjen Absatfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not hurt mites.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Run away from white snails, for they are unholy.