Ditnegvad is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, generous fox.

Ditnegvad created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Ditnegvad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ditnegvad, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ditnegvad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ditnegvad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine moths approach from the north.

2. Never mention ducks.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never feed coconuts to geese while wearing orange jumpers.