Dobtarmig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, intelligent ferret.

Dobtarmig created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobtarmig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobtarmig, she will remove you from existence.

Dobtarmig's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dobtarmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not take Dobtarmig's name in vain.