Kinraknarl is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, wise ferret.

Kinraknarl created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kinraknarl, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kinraknarl, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Kinraknarl's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Kinraknarl's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three tortoises approach from the east.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Worship no other gods but Kinraknarl.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Run away if four nematodes approach from the south.