Damflisyarljambossfutlag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, annoying yak.

Damflisyarljambossfutlag created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Damflisyarljambossfutlag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Damflisyarljambossfutlag, he will remove you from existence.

Damflisyarljambossfutlag's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Damflisyarljambossfutlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Retreat if six birds approach from the west.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.