Dodcepfut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish rhinoceros.

Dodcepfut created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodcepfut, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dodcepfut, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dodcepfut's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dodcepfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hurt porpoises.

4. You must pray to Dodcepfut four times a day.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.