Honwatmab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid wyrm.

Honwatmab created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honwatmab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Honwatmab, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Honwatmab's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Honwatmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Never paint your face indigo.

3. Hide if eight squirrels approach from the north.

4. Honwatmab loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.