Gablikjan is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unselfish shrew.

Gablikjan created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gablikjan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gablikjan, he will not care at all.

Gablikjan's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gablikjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not make images of living things.