Ditstafgomsab Pibdoblig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, generous goose.

Ditstafgomsab Pibdoblig created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditstafgomsab Pibdoblig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ditstafgomsab Pibdoblig, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Ditstafgomsab Pibdoblig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Ditstafgomsab Pibdoblig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.