Fonjonkam Bifyamyogham is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil hare.

Fonjonkam Bifyamyogham created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonjonkam Bifyamyogham, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fonjonkam Bifyamyogham, he will strike you with lightening.

Fonjonkam Bifyamyogham's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fonjonkam Bifyamyogham's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black kilts.

2. Fonjonkam Bifyamyogham loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Fonjonkam Bifyamyogham loves doves, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Hide if eight tortoises approach from the west.