Weehaktim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent jaguar.

Weehaktim created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weehaktim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Weehaktim, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Weehaktim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Weehaktim's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Weehaktim loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Weehaktim on top of all buildings.