Zodmipjad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, contented raven.

Zodmipjad created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodmipjad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zodmipjad, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zodmipjad's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Zodmipjad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue otters, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear white scarves.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.