Kenwitbet is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, wise raccoon.

Kenwitbet created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenwitbet, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kenwitbet, it will try to impress you with trees.

Kenwitbet's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Kenwitbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. You must love Kenwitbet.

3. Always help shrews.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.