Wignad is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful cat.

Wignad created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wignad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wignad, she will ignore you.

Wignad's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Wignad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Run away from blue geese, for they are unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not kill foxes.