Mismabfet is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, able goose.
Mismabfet created vertebrates three billion years ago.
If you believe in Mismabfet, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in Mismabfet, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Mismabfet's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Mismabfet's Holy Commandments
1. Do not shave your back.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never feed turnips to otters while wearing violet rings.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Do not commit murder.