Bedcidsin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent mouse.

Bedcidsin created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Bedcidsin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bedcidsin, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bedcidsin's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bedcidsin's Holy Commandments

1. Bedcidsin loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not take Bedcidsin's name in vain.

3. Never laugh near shrews.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.