Gepvedbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, loving donkey.

Gepvedbog created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepvedbog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gepvedbog, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gepvedbog's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gepvedbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look at comets.