Vencissbom is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, wise sheep.

Vencissbom created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vencissbom, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vencissbom, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Vencissbom's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Vencissbom's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never jump near snakes.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Fast once a month.