Quamgublungepgumweg is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, intelligent hedgehog.

Quamgublungepgumweg created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quamgublungepgumweg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quamgublungepgumweg, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Quamgublungepgumweg's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Quamgublungepgumweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about nebulae.