Fardapstippog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive alligator.

Fardapstippog created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fardapstippog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fardapstippog, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fardapstippog's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fardapstippog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fardapstippog.

2. Always help snails.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never look at planets.