Sadhammab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective tapir.

Sadhammab created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sadhammab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sadhammab, he will curse you with boils.

Sadhammab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sadhammab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always treat sharks with great respect.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not hurt gulls.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.