Manmiglabfar is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless chicken.

Manmiglabfar created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Manmiglabfar, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Manmiglabfar, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Manmiglabfar's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Manmiglabfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Manmiglabfar.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.