Motnelstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, cheerful dingo.

Motnelstaf created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Motnelstaf, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Motnelstaf, he will turn you into a sheep.

Motnelstaf's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Motnelstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Motnelstaf.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Motnelstaf three times a day.