Vidbiggubarfarmfligzigdod is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, kind elephant.

Vidbiggubarfarmfligzigdod created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbiggubarfarmfligzigdod, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vidbiggubarfarmfligzigdod, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vidbiggubarfarmfligzigdod's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Vidbiggubarfarmfligzigdod's Holy Commandments

1. Vidbiggubarfarmfligzigdod loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Vidbiggubarfarmfligzigdod on top of important buildings.

4. Vidbiggubarfarmfligzigdod must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not take Vidbiggubarfarmfligzigdod's name in vain.