Lidcubnur is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous dolphin.

Lidcubnur created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidcubnur, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidcubnur, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Lidcubnur's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Lidcubnur's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Lidcubnur must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Respect your elders.