Daggiddin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate dugong.

Daggiddin created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Daggiddin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Daggiddin, it will jump up and down on your head.

Daggiddin's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Daggiddin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Hide if nine pigs approach from the east.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Never talk about fire.