Fadmissas is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid dog.

Fadmissas created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadmissas, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fadmissas, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fadmissas' most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Fadmissas' Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Erect eight gold sculptures of Fadmissas on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about comets.