Mabnegtun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, ruthless otter.

Mabnegtun created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabnegtun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mabnegtun, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mabnegtun's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Mabnegtun's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mabnegtun.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.