Nuttjabcab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful otter.

Nuttjabcab created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttjabcab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nuttjabcab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nuttjabcab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nuttjabcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Run away if five tortoises approach from the east.

4. Never wear indigo shoes.

5. Never write about comets.