Targbinwip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous armadillo.

Targbinwip created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targbinwip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targbinwip, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Targbinwip's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Targbinwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Never write about amino acids.