Farn is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, sapient shrew.

Farn created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Farn, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Farn, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Farn's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Farn's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farn.

5. Never think ill of sick badgers.