Bodquatsan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, two-faced cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bodquatsan created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodquatsan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bodquatsan, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bodquatsan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bodquatsan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bodquatsan.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Hide if six grasshopers approach from the east.