Tonkbafstip is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, passionate elephant.

Tonkbafstip created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Tonkbafstip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tonkbafstip, it will turn you into a rock.

Tonkbafstip's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tonkbafstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not hurt squirrels.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.