Benlabhonbest is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous gerbil.

Benlabhonbest created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Benlabhonbest, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Benlabhonbest, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Benlabhonbest's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Benlabhonbest's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. You must love Benlabhonbest.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.